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MEET THE TEAM: Sloaney

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MEET THE TEAM: Sloaney

Learn a little more about the wonderful folks working on our team! John “Sloaney” Sloane is our Bar Manager- he has worked at Woodloch for over 40 years in our bar and other various departments. Here is just part of his story!

Take us to the beginning- how did you start working at Woodloch?

I heard about Woodloch when I was about 14 years old. My parents had a summer home in Rowland, Pennsylvania and everyone worked at Woodloch that I became friends with. So, I went up there one day and said, “I’m looking for a job.” They rang the bell and JK (John Kiesendahl) came out. He was the dining room manager at the time. He asked me about 4 questions, including “are you able to work weekends” which I said yes, and “…are you available to work tonight?” I checked with my parents (who were in their running Chevy station wagon at the time) and told him I could work- he gave me a t-shirt and I was off to work, and never left. My parents headed to the Cuckoo’s Nest restaurant for the night and picked me up later on.

When I started, I worked in the kitchen and the pantry. In between breakfast and lunch, you’d go out and do some landscaping. They gave me the lawn mower and had me police the grounds for any litter.

I worked in the dining room for a bit, then I was a cocktail waiter and bar back. I liked the bar because it changed every day, you never knew what to get ready for. It was always different and it still is. You never knew where the crowd was going to go. It made the days exciting and they went FAST.

What is your favorite part of the job?

My favorite part of the job is getting everything all set and organized and prepped and ready to go for a big crowd. When everything goes right, hearing positive comments and interacting with guests makes the night go a lot smoother.

My family has had all of our functions here. I met my wife as a guest. She always dreamed of having a wedding at Woodloch, so we did. Plus, the baptisms of both our children and all kinds of birthday parties. We had get togethers celebrating my mom and dad when they passed. Woodloch has been a part of so many of life’s memories. Plus, meeting both guests and staff I still keep in touch with. It’s like it’s true when they say it’s kind of like having a big family.

Outside of work, what are your favorite activities and hobbies?

I really enjoy the outdoors. After working indoors all the time (with the exception of pouring cookout beers) I enjoy being outside. Around the house, I do all kinds of landscaping things. I build rock walls, I dig flower beds, and then my wife plants stuff in them. And basically, it becomes a deer salad bar.

I also love going out and trying new restaurants, going out to check out new bars and coming up with new ideas. I’m constantly thinking about different things that could possibly be adapted to Woodloch. I also work as a consultant for restaurants, passing along my knowledge with bar layout and the new trends we see. It keeps my mind active!

The annual “Sloaney’s St. Patrick’s Day Parade” has become a bit of a local legend. How did it start?

My dad and I used to go to the big St. Patrick’s Day parade in Manhattan. At the time, he was a teamster, and they used to march in the parade, but most of the time, we just wound up in a social club in Brooklyn with my sisters dancing for coins, and me telling jokes.

When my dad retired, he moved up to the area and became a full-time resident with me. He didn’t feel up to heading to the big parade, so we put him in the back of my pickup truck, and we started at my old house down the road and stopped at Woodloch’s pool and had a drink. Then we stopped at The Inn and had another drink. Then we stopped at the Nightclub for one more before heading home. The first year, it was just me, my wife Donna, and our dog. We called all the people along the lake road and they came out and sat by the end of their driveway. Since then, it’s grown.

It’s a good mixture of guests, staff and the local community. Everybody gets into it. It’s uplifting, especially in March. We all have cabin fever after the winter. We pick a grand marshal every year- either someone from my family or a local celebrity of sorts. We’re up to the 24th year, and I know a lot of people look forward to it!

What’s the most memorable Theme Night you can remember?

I remember the Circus Theme Night (1984). Dining room servers were dressed as clowns, bar staff were dressed as circus “roustabouts,” and there was a big circus caravan with all kinds of characters in the parade.

We made one of our first kid’s drinks that night- a Shirley Temple with a special balloon tied to the straw. The first night, we didn’t anticipate the popularity and ran low on balloons early on. Aunt Mary and Uncle Harry jumped in to blow up more balloons for us to help keep up with demand. I apologized, but Harry was more than happy to help after seeing how well they sold! The Theme Show was memorable as well. There was even a trapeze set up right in the middle of our North Lodge. Lots of great fun with Randy Barnes and the rest of “The Company.”

Let’s grab a drink at the bar – what are the three best beverages you’d recommend?

The first one that comes to mind is our Bloody Mary, which we use our own homemade Bloody Mary mix. We’ve tried using other mixes through the years, but our original Woodloch recipe is just too hard to top.

Wes, one of our bartenders, invented a new drink a few years back. It’s a “Tiddlywink”, with Absolut Raspberry, Malibu rum, lemonade, and cranberry juice. And of course my personal favorite- an ice cold bottle of Miller Lite.

Be sure to say hi to Sloaney on your next Woodloch visit!

Woodloch Winters: Then & Now

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Woodloch Winters: “Then & Now”

It might be hard to believe, but Woodloch is just about to enter its 64th winter! Though times have changed between now and then, the premise of getting away to the legendary and esteemed Pocono Mountains for a little bit of winter playtime is just as fun as ever.

Way back when, the idea of a winter vacation meant packing up the family roadster, ensuring that snow chains were on the ready, and making the long trek to the Pennsylvania woods. Upon arriving at Woodloch, guests were greeted by the Kiesendahl family and, with a little luck, mountains of freshly fallen snow. Patrons enjoyed horse drawn sleigh rides, sledding, and, of course, the legendary toboggan run onto the lake!


Nights consisted of warming up in the Main Lodge with a fireplace, wintry cocktails and live dance music from our famous house bands. Life was good and carefree, up until it was time to dig up the car from under the snowfall to start the long journey back home!

Flash forward to today. Much of the winter charm from days gone remains, with one exception. Through the wonder of science and technology, we have less dependence on Mother Nature to provide us with snow! Once temperatures become cold enough (consistently below 20 degrees or more), Woodloch is able to fire up our snow cannons and fluff up some powder of our own, on demand! So much, in fact, that an entire snow tube mountain is constructed on our lake front every year; no more rough landings onto the rocky
ice of the lake!


In winter, our famous athletic field becomes a snow-covered playground and plays host to the celebrated Woodloch Winter Olympics! Plus, famous Pocono Mountain skiing and snowboarding is just a short 15 minute trip down the road at Big Bear Ski Resort!


Whether it’s your first visit to the resort during winter or one of many dating back from the beginning, there’s no denying the sheer magic of a cold-month stay at Woodloch!

Woodloch’s Summer 2022 Preview!

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SUMMER 2022 PREVIEW: Coming soon to Woodloch!

The May flowers that were so elegantly promised us after the “April Showers” have finally popped, and one thing is on just about everyone’s mind: SUMMER TIME. 

Considering the circumstances of the past two years, one could even argue that we are hungrier for sunshine, warm temperatures, barbecues and family travel more than ever. So it is fitting that this summer at our resort will be one of the most exciting in years!

The team at Woodloch has been working hard behind the scenes to bring summertime travelers something truly memorable this season… and here’s just a little sneak peak!

NEW ADVENTURES AHEAD

The success or failure of any trip largely lies on the shoulders of the toughest critics… and by that, we of course mean children! Luckily for everyone’s sake, we’ve got an amazing new amenity headed our way this summer to keep the youngest adventurers in your party truly satisfied!

Our brand new ADVENTURE PLAYGROUND will feature all sorts of obstacles perfect for the little Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Nathan Drake in your lives. Set to open this summer, this playground will keep active children at bay with a whole set of satisfying challenges, complete with a deep breath of mountain fresh air!

 

TRIBAL COUNCIL RETURNS

Not to be outdone, our big games will finally come back to the beautiful Lake Teedyuskung with the triumphant return of our SURVIVAL GAMES! 

A set of six challenges await you and your “tribe” as you prove your worth to our staff. Games will test your physical endurance and mental limits as your family partakes in a unique set of relays in pursuit of that legendary Woodloch gold medal!

WE LOVE ROCK AND ROLL

We are ready to ROCK you! Mondays will not only feature our delicious Woodloch summer cookouts (worth the trip alone!), but will also feature a double dose of rock n’ roll!

First up, all ages can enjoy games of skill and chance as we salute BRITISH MANIA with an all new carnival! Partake in a series of midway games (themed around all of your favorite rock n’ roll groups from the UK!) in pursuit of golden tickets and ultimately, some fabulous Woodloch prizes!

As the day cools off into the evening, do NOT miss out on one of the best tribute bands around with the music of “Xtreme Queen!” Friday nights will be featuring an all-new Woodloch original production with our “Radio Woodloch” show featuring the live music of “Nowhere Slow,” covering all of your favorite genres of music!

Woodloch’s famous Broadway-style Theme Show is returning to the hot lights of our big stage with “Islands of the World!” A musical revue complete with a professional cast, elaborate sets, pyrotechnics and more, it is not to be missed!

YOU’RE “IT”

In addition to our marquee games and brand new evening shows, visitors can look forward to brand new medal events and competitions for all!

We are taking the time-honored game of tag and taking it to new heights with our “MEGA TAG” contest! Fusing elements of “Steal the Bacon,” “Capture The Flag” and a little bit of Flag Football, this 3-on-3 event is almost as fun to watch as it is to play.

Individuals and academics looking to flex their intellectual prowess will be pleased to know that Woodloch’s classic take on SCRABBLE will be returning after an over 15 year hiatus! Brush up on your vocabulary and be prepared for this intense trivia game!

WOODLOCH… REBOOTED!

64 years of returning family and friends can’t be wrong- it just wouldn’t be summertime without the return of all of our favorite big-team Woodloch events and games!

This summer, expect completely revamped editions of Woodloch “staples” including Scavenger Hunt, Family Double Dare, Pool Games and Family Field Day- tried and true, and sure to bring smiles to all ages!

Speaking of triumphant returns… we are happy to announce that our WATER SKIING program will return this summer!

WIN A STAY WITH “LOCH TOK”

As a special added “bonus,” we’re even hosting a great new contest that will appeal to the Tik Tokkers out there!

Our #LochTok summer video contest is a great way to share your summer vacation experience with the world while competing for more great Woodloch prizes, including a 2-night stay for a family of 4! Stay tuned for more details!

SEE YOU SOON…

We rather enjoy the fun of a good surprise or two, so expect a few surprises headed your way in the days and weeks to come. Summer of 2022 at our resort is playing out to be one for the books!

Things to Do at Big Pocono State Park

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Things to Do at Big Pocono State Park

Woodloch is nestled in the beautiful Pocono Mountains offering endless outdoor adventures for our guests. You could easily spend your entire vacation at our resort, but if you are interested in getting out and exploring the nearby area, then this post is for you! Big Pocono State Park is just over an hour from Woodloch and offers incredible hiking, mountain biking, and wildlife watching. Gather your family and discover all of the things to do at Big Pocono State Park!

Go for a Hike

There are eight miles of trails available for hiking at Big Pocono State Park. Most paths are rugged and steep since the park is on Camelback Mountain. If your family is up for the challenge, you will be rewarded with spectacular mountain views and local flora. Walk through forests as you look for wild blueberry, mountain laurel, and rhododendron on the trails.

  • Indian Trail
  • North Trail
  • South Trail
  • North Trail Lower Loop

Explore the Mountain Biking Trails

Embark on a bike ride in the mountains with the family! Mountain biking is available on the South Trail and North Lower Loop trails. Start on the South Trail, where you will bike steep terrain with a 600-foot elevation change. The route then connects to the North Trail Lower Loop, which offers a flatter and more leisurely ride.

Plan a Family Picnic

Big Pocono State Park is the perfect place for a summer picnic. There are three picnic areas in the park with tables and charcoal grills. Take in beautiful views of Camelback Mountain as you enjoy the summer breeze. Pack lunch, snacks, and juice boxes, and set up your picnic in the park together!

Watch for Local Wildlife

While hiking, biking, or enjoying your picnic, keep an eye out for local wildlife. Common species include rabbits, coyotes, deer, fox, raccoon, ruffled grouse, squirrel, and turkey. See how many wildlife species you can spot during your day trip at Big Pocono State Park.

Get Outside and Explore Big Pocono State Park

Explore the great outdoors surrounding Woodloch this summer! We are located on scenic Lake Teedyuskung, where you can kayak, sail, or boat all summer long. And if you don’t want to make the drive to Big Pocono State Park, you can walk our on-site nature trails. We can’t wait to bring your family together through delicious food, incredible entertainment, and wholesome fun!

Plan Your Spring Getaway at Woodloch!

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Plan Your Spring Getaway at Woodloch!

Photo of family enjoying a spring getaway at Woodloch

At Woodloch, every season is unique, and after another successful season of winter activities, we are ready to continue the family fun into spring. Spring is the perfect time to plan a getaway; the weather is perfect, the flowers are blooming, and our exciting outdoor activities reopen. Join us for nature walks, boat cruises, scavenger hunts, and marshmallows around the campfire during a spring getaway at Woodloch!

Spring Activities at Woodloch

Wondering what to expect at Woodloch during your spring getaway? Our tentative activity schedule is an excellent resource for planning your trip ahead of time. Here are some of the activities and amenities you can expect for April, May, and June.

  • Our Woodloch Olympics are some of the most popular events year-round. See if your family has what it takes to win gold this spring!
  • At Woodloch, our petting zoo animals reemerge this time of year. Animal lovers of all ages can visit our rabbits, sheep, baby cows, and lambs.
  • Lake Teedyuskung comes alive with activity in the spring. Join us for a scenic boat ride and cruise along the shores of our mountain lake.
  • Explore the lake with our on-site watercraft like kayaks, sailboats, paddleboards, or bumper boats.
  • Our outdoor playground offers endless fun for the kiddos at Woodloch. The playground includes swings, ladders, mini zip lines, slides, and crawling compartments.
  • Experience our 2022 theme show “Islands of the World” with musical productions, dancers, pyrotechnics, and more!
  • Gather the family and join the Woodloch scavenger hunt solving puzzles and finding mystery items.
  • End an exciting day of activities around the campfire, roasting marshmallows and sharing stories from the day!

As long as the weather is nice, by June all of our outdoor activities and facilities are open such as our disc golf course, horseshoes, climbing wall, bumper cars, outdoor basketball, volleyball, and tennis courts.

Visit Our Poconos Resort this Spring!

Join us at Woodloch for a spring getaway and enjoy the beautiful Poconos weather. Say goodbye to winter, explore nature, play games together, and get on the water. With 30 activities scheduled each day, there is always something new happening at our family resort! Discover what’s included with your Woodloch package, and start planning your spring vacation today!

Snowmobiling in the Poconos near Woodloch

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Snowmobiling in the Poconos near Woodloch

Photo of a person snowmobiling in the Poconos

When winter arrives in the Poconos, the forested trails transform into a winter playground for snowmobilers. There are thousands of snowmobile trails throughout Pennsylvania’s forests available for exploration. You can access several of these trails a short drive away from Woodloch. This winter activity offers a unique and exciting way to get outside and explore the region’s natural beauty. Here are the top spots to go snowmobiling in the Poconos near our family resort.

Promised Land State Park

Approximately 30 minutes from Woodloch is the 3,000 acre Promised Land State Park. Over 23 miles of groomed trails are designated for snowmobiles during the winter months. Make sure to check the conditions of the trails here before you make the drive to the park. Since Promised Land State Park is within Delaware State Forest, you can easily access the nearby trails there.

Delaware State Forest

The Promised Land Tract connects Promised Land State Park and Delaware State Forest so you can easily continue your snowmobiling adventure. There are 115 miles of trails available for both long and short rides. There are several groomed trail systems, including:

  • Edgemere Trail: This trail is almost 60 miles predominantly in Pike County.
  • Dixon Miller Recreation Area: This 15-mile winter trail is a popular spot for snowmobiling in Pennsylvania. The terrain is hard-packed and smooth, making it ideal for winter exploration. Expect to ride past scenic views of the Pocono Mountains and snow-covered trees.
  • Snow Hill Trail: You can pick up this snowmobiling trail off Route 447 in Price Township. This route will take you through wooded trails and past frozen creeks and lakes.

A Snowmobiling Vacation in PA

After exploring the beautiful winter scenery of snowmobiling in the Poconos, return to Woodloch. End the day with a delicious meal in the dining room, then join us for nightly entertainment at the resort. Continue celebrating winter with our on-site activities like ice skating, or snow tubing. Learn all about what’s included at Woodloch, and start planning your winter vacation in the Poconos today!

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